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Terrorist Sea Gulls

by Kevin on Friday, July 27 at 6:30 AM GMT-4

Avoid parking at the Wendy's on Kempt Rd. in Halifax. There is a sea gull there waging war on the patrons.

As I've eaten in a fast food joint parking lot before, I'm used to sea gulls begging for food outside the window. However, what I was not ready for was the mini terrorist that was waiting for me. Twice.
 
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This nasty little asshole of a bird has a method to punish you for not feeding him. He will stare you down for about 2 minutes, and then when not satisfied he will attack your car. I'm not exaggerating here, he will actually go to the back of your car and start pecking at the side.

The first time Kim and I were "wtf?!" and just moved the car. We laughed it off as being an odd situation. The second time (a month later) I was slightly surprised to see the same mean looking sea gull staring me down again.

"No way that can be the same one" I said to Kim. This was followed not 30 seconds later by the image in my side mirror of a sea gull clearly beating on the back corner of my car.

Too bad the bugger is too quick to back over.
 
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